AIRLOCKED! INVENTORY

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GENERAL

Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.

"I didn't know they made pedalcars adults could fit inside. Definitely looks like the kind of thing I'd see someone rocking back in Seattle."

Lip Balm (x2) - A small tube of chapstick. It smells like swamp/cinnamon.

"If only it didn't smell so gross... so long, dreams of unchapped lips. I knew ye well."

Mild Painkiller - A small bottle that says NSAID pain reliever/fever reducer on the side. Contains about 20 pills.

"Honestly, I'm more worried that we don't just have painkillers around."

Shroud of Martin - A rather holy cloak that was used as a seal to disarm something... I wonder what that was?

"A windsock, maybe? Not sure what to make of this one."

Camera - A nice camera, perfect for taking pictures on a roadtrip with the boys.

"Holy shit, this thing is nice! I'm not usually a big fan of digital, but a camera's a camera, I'm not complaining. I almost felt naked without one. ...And without regular clothes."

Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

"Uh... well, this sure is something, isn't it? I think I'll name it Hein. Looks like a James Woods type."

Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute girlfriend, if you need one.

"You know without the creepy designs, these things are okay."

Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?

"If I OD on magenta alien gloop, at least I have somewhere to turn now."

Teddy Bear - A well-loved teddy bear! Perfect for a dorm room bed.

"I don't want to know what MY teddy bear is doing here, but I'm not about to complain."

Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.

"Uh... actually, I'm all about having lighting like this on-hand. I'll take it."

iPod - A very normal looking mp3 player with earbuds and all! It’s packed full to bursting with acoustic indie rock, hope you like Syd Matters!

"It's literally just my iPod. Did they just go out of their way to find and take it?"

Athletic Wrap - A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.

"Uh... guess someone else could probably use this. I'm a hockey fan, but not a player."

Fishing lure - has a tuft of what looks like long, dark hair attached amidst the feathers and fishing hook. It's human.

"Ew? Ew. Very ew. Why.

CLOTHING

Rachel Amber Outfit - A pair of ripped jeans, a graphic tee, and a plaid shirt. Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah!

"They fit me, but they're not my clothes. I think I saw some like this in Chloe's closet, maybe?"

Donut Hoodie - Show your Mister Donuts pride with this exclusive sweatshirt! It’s a bit baggy, but it’s quite comfortable!

"Uh... not a chain I recognize, but it's kind of cute. Don't know if I'd go wearing it in here, though."

Black and White Jacket - It is said that this jacket is worn to bring about justice, but who knows if that's the truth?

"Well, if you insist, mysterious items, I guess I can own an extra jacket or two."

Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.

"These aren't mine, but they're actually really nice. Ten out of ten."

FOOD

Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.

"Sweet! Literally. I'm mostly just happy to see something I recognize, if we're being honest."

Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious. [EATEN LIKE, IMMEDIATELY]

"Yum! Can't complain about these."

Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.

"I'm at least five years too old for these. Besides, my diet is just fine, thank you very much."